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1.     I prepared to adorn myself with the lotus flower.  I did this by picking the lotus flower.  First, I walked to the pond.  Second, I positioned the secateurs below the lotus flower.  Third, I cut it from the plant.  In this way, I prepared to adorn myself with it by picking it.

2.    I prepared to like you.  I did this by offering my hand.  First, I lifted my hand.  Second, I held your hand.  Third, I lifted your hand.  In this way, I prepared to like you by offering my hand.

3.     I prepared to like myself.  I did this by eating the coconut from it’s shell.  First, I became a monastic.  Second, I created the church’s spiritual life with God.  Third, I brought world peace to the masses.  In this way, I prepared to like myself by eating the coconut from it’s shell.

4.    I prepared to love everyone.  I did this by cutting the banana.  First, I cut the banana off the tree.  Second, I cut it’s skin off.  Third, I cut it in half.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone by cutting the banana.

5.    I prepared to love you to everyone.  I did this by writing the manifesto about a lock.  First, I attended a theological school.  Second, I used my theological training to guide people.  Third, I taught their friends as well.

6.    I prepared to love myself to everything.  I did this by watering the medicinal plant instead of relying on luck.  First, I filled the watering cylinder with water.  Second, I positioned it over the plant’s leaves.  Third, I watered it’s leaves.  In this way, I prepared to love myself to everything by watering the medicinal plant instead of relying on luck.

7.    I prepared to say my conclusion.  I did this by hitting the drum.  First, I held the stick.  Second, I positioned it above the drum.  Third, I struck the drum with the stick.  In this way, I prepared to say my conclusion by hitting the drum.

8.    I prepared to love you to me.  I did this by accepting a donation.  First, I placed the box in the hall.  Second, I pointed it out to the meditator.  Third, the meditator placed the donation in the box.  In this way, I prepared to love you to me by accepting a donation.

9.     I prepared to love you to you.  I did this by writing a sacred text.  First, I wrote a line.  Second, I listened to my mother repeat it.  Third, I held my mother to her point.  In this way, I prepared to love you to you by writing a sacred text.

10.   I prepared to love everyone to you.  I did this by drinking the holy water.  First, I blessed the water.  Second, I filled each cup with water.  Third, I drank the water in my cup.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to you by drinking the holy water.

11.    I prepared to love everyone to me.  I did this by jogging on the pavement.  First, I placed running clothes and shoes.  Second, I walked onto the pavement.  Third, I ran on the pavement.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to me by jogging on the pavement.

12.   I prepared to love everyone to you too.  I did this by calculating how long it took to eat the store of apples.  First, I set the sand timer at 0.  Second, I timed how long it took to eat the apple.  Third, I multiplied this time by the number of apples.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to you too by calculating how long it took to eat the store of apples.

13.    I prepared to love everyone to me too.  I did this by eating the guava.  First, I halved the guava.  Second, I scooped a spoonful of guava and ate it.  Third, I repeated the second step until I had finished eating the guava.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to me too by eating the guava.

14.   I prepared to love everyone to everyone.  I did this by eating the pears with everyone.  First, I cooked the pears.  Second, I placed them into bowls.  Third, I ate my pear with everyone.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to everyone by eating the pears with everyone.

15.   I prepared to encourage vegans.  I did this by loving everyone to sausage eaters.  First, I decided to love.  Second, I loved everyone.  Third, I loved everyone to sausage eaters.  In this way, I prepared to encourage vegans by loving everyone to sausage eaters.

16.   I prepared to become the new God (leader).  I did this by loving God (the leader).  First, I found God (the leader).  Second, I loved her.  Third, I followed her.  In this way, I prepared to become the new leader by loving God (the leader).

17.   I prepared to remain in heaven (bliss).  I did this by loving my partner.  First, I found my partner.  Second, I loved my partner.  Third, I held on to my partner.  In this way, I prepared to remain in heaven (bliss) by loving my partner.

18.   I prepared to state that W.S. stood for white (a movie key term) and sorry (a music key term).  I did this by loving my family member.  First, I found Methuselah.  Second, I found him on high.  Third, I moved on.  In this way, I prepared to state that W.S. stood for white (a movie key term) and sorry (a music key term) by loving my family member.

19.    I prepared to think of the land of the magpie.  I did this by drawing the magpie.  First, I examined the magpie.  Second, I drew her head.  Third, I drew her body.  In this way, I prepared to think of the land of the magpie by drawing the magpie.

20.  I prepared to act on the day (in the shoot).  I did this by acting on the day.  First, I found the date and time of the call.  Second, I found the place of the call.  Third, I acted on the day.  In this way, I prepared to act on the day (in the shoot) by acting on the day.

21.   I prepared to eat the scone with the Idiot.  I did this by stating that I am purusha (universal man).  First, I liked you.  Second, I liked the cosmos.  Third, I became a universal man.  In this way, I prepared to eat the scone with the Idiot by stating that I am purusha (universal man).

22.   I prepared to like everything about the other purushas.  I did this by liking them.  First, I walked into the dormitory.  Second, I introduced myself to the three purushas.  Third, I held a conversation with them.  In this way, I prepared to like everything about the other purushas by liking them.

23.   I prepared to go back to black.  I did this by being given a black lamb.  First, I went to market.  Second, I bought a black lamb.  Third, I cuddled it at home.  In this way, I prepared to go back to black by being given a black lamb.

24.   I prepared to earn the degree.  I did this by earning the required As.  First, I asked Plato.  Second, I asked the Heads of State.  Third, I asked the religious leader (the man).  In this way, I prepared to earn the degree by earning the required As.

25.  I prepared to write the aphor symbol, or section symbol.  I did this by playing with the cricket.  First, I played with the cricket.  Second I let him hop out of my hand.  Second, I noticed him with his friend.  In this way, I prepared to write the aphor symbol, or section symbol by playing with the cricket.

26.   I prepared to taste test the new food.  I did this by licking the taste tab.  First, I found the blueberry taste tab.  Second, I held it to my tongue.  Third, I licked it.  In this way, I prepared to taste test the new food by licking the taste tab.

27.   I prepared to make the card gazebo.  I did this by inserting the tab.  First, I detached the card gazebo along the perforated lines.  Second, I folded it along the creases.  Third, I inserted the tab.  In this way, I prepared to make the card gazebo by inserting the tab.

28.   I prepared to synthesise Hegel’s idea with his main idea.  I did this by placing my thesis online.  First, I breasoned out 50 As.  Second, I applied to an online journal.  Third, I placed my thesis online.  In this way, I prepared to synthesise Hegel’s idea with his main idea by placing my thesis online.

29.   I prepared to fill my presentation with the ideas of Heidegger and Laozi.  I did this by placing my presentation online.  First, I wrote my presentation.  Second, I placed it online.  Third, I viewed it.  In this way, I prepared to fill my presentation with the ideas of Heidegger and Laozi by placing my presentation online.

30.   I prepared to breason out the gems.  I did this by writing the required number of breasonings.  First, I breasoned out quartz.  Second, I breasoned out ruby.  Third, I breasoned out lapis lazuli.  In this way, I prepared to breason out the gems by writing the required number of breasonings.

31.    I prepared to examine my existence with light.  I did this by writing that the Lucian mantra should be repeated today.  First, I lit up my mind.  Second, I lit up my body.  Third, I lit up my world.  In this way, I prepared to examine inner light by writing that the Lucian mantra should be repeated today.

32.   I prepared to bring beings to life.  I did this by practicing the Green sutra.  First, I examined the void.  Second, I examined meditation.  Third, I examined pedagogy.  In this way, I prepared to bring beings to life by practicing the Green sutra.