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Preventing Sales from Being Dangerous

1. I prepared to compliment the gardener.  I did this by eating the strawberry.  First, I found the strawberry.  Second, I picked it.  Third, I ate it.  In this way, I prepared to compliment the gardener by eating the strawberry.

2. I prepared to assemble the animal lollies.  I did this by eating the orangutan lolly.  First, I bought it at the lolly shop.  Second, I took it out of it's paper bag.  Third, I ate it.  In this way, I prepared to assemble the animal lollies by eating the orangutan lolly.

3. I prepared to go to the beach.  I did this by holding my breath.  First, I knew about my determined plan.  Second, I worked on it.  Third, I achieved it.  In this way, I prepared to go to the beach by holding my breath.

4. I prepared to prevent the suicide bombing.  I did this by loving lovingtude (sic).  First, I loved you.  Second, I loved myself.  Third, I loved everyone else.  In this way, I prepared to prevent the suicide bombing by loving lovingtude (sic).

5. I prepared to examine the series.  I did this by putting a bobble in the middle.  First, I found the policeman.  Second, I placed him in the middle.  Third, I observed the bottle shops stay open late.  In this way, I prepared to examine the series by putting a bobble in the middle.

6. I prepared to eat the apple.  I did this by holding the apple.  First, I knew the politicians. Second, I was aware of a classic.  Third, I wrote home.  In this way, I prepared to eat the apple by holding the apple.

7. I prepared to chew the peel.  I did this by drawing the orange.  First, I knew about medicine. Second, I knew about psychiatry.  Third, I knew about pedagogy.  In this way, I prepared to chew the peel by drawing the orange.

8. I prepared to activate protection by the medicine course.  I did this by licking the vegan pistachio ice cream.  First, I knew the medicine lecturer.  Second, I knew about the psychiatry lecturer .  Third, I knew the pedagogy lecturer.  In this way, I prepared to activate protection by the medicine course by licking the vegan pistachio ice cream.

9. I prepared to go for a work holiday, actually thought the over-meditation was to do with LA (went home) and thought the famous thoughts (Computational English, etc.) were separate.  I did this by painting the blue sky.  First, I ran away.  Second, I over-meditated.  Third, I had a fame-following mental breakdown.  In this way, I prepared to go for a work holiday, actually thought the over-meditation was to do with LA (went home) and thought the famous thoughts (Computational English, etc.) were separate by painting the blue sky.

10. I prepared to design the University like a maze.  I did this by following the bunny through the maze.  First, I made the robot bunny.  Second, I programmed it to solve the maze.  Third, I improved the algorithm.  In this way, I prepared to design the University like a maze by following the bunny through the maze.

11. I prepared to recruit pedagogy students as pedagogy writers.  I did this by loving ludocytes (sic) (the farm animals).  First, I loved the mahogany pieces.  Second, I knew it was name book time.  Third, I knew what the ideas were.  In this way, I prepared to recruit pedagogy students as pedagogy writers by loving ludocytes (sic) (the farm animals).

12. I prepared to enable the car stereo system to blast the ghetto.  I did this by loving navigating. First, I prevented hypochondria.  Second, I noticed the doctor avoided hypochondria.  Third, I noticed Krishna too.  In this way, I prepared to enable the car stereo system to blast the ghetto by loving navigating.

13. I prepared to complete an 80-breasoning sequence for the sale.  I did this by loving the sale. First, I knew about London.  Second, I knew about him.  Third, I completed the Diploma of International Business.  In this way, I prepared to complete an 80-breasoning sequence for the sale by loving the sale.

14. I prepared to sew two thoughts together.  I did this by loving the bobbin.  First, I “turned off” (imagined) 10,000 As for the prospective sale.  Second, I thought of 3 circles filled with the prospective buyer's thoughts.  Third, I breasoned out my appearance after the sale.  In this way, I prepared to sew two thoughts together by loving the bobbin.

15. I prepared to meditate (philosophise) on Earth's green band.  I did this by loving the intense light. First, I held it.  Second, I looked at the ground.  Third, I felt the heat.  In this way, I prepared to meditate (philosophise) on Earth's green band by loving the intense light.

16. I prepared to vegan-enamelise myself.  I did this by loving inexplicable details.  First, I noticed the desert plan.  Second, I noticed the weird penis.  Third, I noticed the cubist.  In this way, I prepared to vegan-enamelise myself by loving inexplicable details.

17. I prepared to build the house of cards.  I did this by reclining on the sofa.  First, I found the version for a general audience.  Second, I practised it.  Third, I knew about the mantelpieces.  In this way, I prepared to build the house of cards by reclining on the sofa.

18. I prepared to describe the high quality thoughts.  I did this by knowing the professor.  First, I noticed the penis symbolised the breasonings were connected.  Second, I meditated (wrote) for this to be done for me.  Third, I studied the degree.  In this way, I prepared to describe the high quality thoughts by knowing the professor.

19. I prepared to traverse infinitely short sequences of knowledge.  I did this by knowing the educator.  First, I sold to the educator.  Second, I bought a service from the educator.  Third, I sold using this service.  In this way, I prepared to traverse infinitely short sequences of knowledge by knowing the educator.

20. I prepared to lead a life of adventure.  I did this by swashbuckling forward.  First, I held the cutlass.  Second, I called the plume a beau.  Third, I chopped it off.  In this way, I prepared to lead a life of adventure by swashbuckling forward.

21. I prepared to record the song in a different language.  I did this by seeing the person who looked at me.  First, I realised that the person loved me.  Second, I selected the texts for a region.  Third, I advertised the parts relevant to the culture.  In this way, I prepared to record the song in a different language by seeing the person who looked at me.

22. I prepared to develop business with philosophy.  I did this by observing the monkey business.  First, I wrote the sentence.  Second, I paraphrased the sentence.  Third, I allowed my students to do the same.  In this way, I prepared to develop business with philosophy by observing the monkey business.

23. I prepared to eat the cooked, peeled tomato.  I did this by examining the can of tomatoes.  First, I examined the can's label.  Second, I read that it was a can of tomatoes.  Third, I looked at the circles on the top  and bottom.  In this way, I prepared to eat the cooked, peeled tomato by examining the can of tomatoes.

24. I prepared to agree with the council.  I did this by liking the councils.  First, I found the council address.  Second, I wrote to it.  Third, I read that my suggestion had been implemented.  In this way, I prepared to agree with the council by liking the councils.

25. I prepared to use the current system.  I did this by rotating to the current system.  First, I identified the previous system to be.  Second, I rotated the systems one to the left.  Third, I stopped when the current system matched the desired system.  In this way, I prepared to use the current system by rotating to the current system.

26. I prepared to build the house.  I did this by identifying the deep trouble (answered the question).  First, I found the answer.  First, I wrote it down.  Third, I told it to the people.  In this way, I prepared to build the house by identifying the deep trouble (answered the question).

27. I prepared to visit the shops.  I did this by noticing the shops where there was a housing development being built.  First, I noticed the houses.  Second, I noticed the shops.  Third, I noticed that they were close together.  In this way, I prepared to visit the shops by noticing the shops where there was a housing development being built.

28. I prepared to research enlightening the student.  I did this by enlightening the student.  First, I found the book.  Second, I read it to him.  Third, I enlightened him by doing it.  In this way, I prepared to research enlightening the student by enlightening the student.

29. I prepared to proceed to the next matter.  I did this by stating that I was right.  First, I found the matter.  Second, I found that I was right in it.  Third, I stated that I was correct.  In this way, I prepared to proceed to the next matter by stating that I was right.

30. I prepared to read the philosophy argument to the class.  I did this by writing the philosophy argument.  First, I wrote the conclusion.  Second, I wrote the reason.  Third, I wrote the inference.  In this way, I prepared to read the philosophy argument to the class by writing the philosophy argument.

31. I prepared to satisfy the child's hunger.  I did this by feeding the child.  First, I fetched the fresh peach.  Second, I unwrapped the peach.  Third, I fed the peach to the child.  In this way, I prepared to satisfy the child's hunger by feeding the child.

32. I prepared to prefer content.  I did this by liking the Lulu Iglesias song.  First, I played the song.  Second, I liked it's form.  Third, I liked it's content.  In this way, I prepared to prefer content by liking the Lulu Iglesias song.

33. I prepared to plate the anti-government's race.  I did this by speaking in Chinese.  First, I wrote the vocabulary list.  Second, I wrote the summary of the topic in grammar.  Third, I performed the Chinese speech.  In this way,  I prepared to plate the anti-government's race by speaking in Chinese.

34. I prepared to write it all down.  I did this by speaking in Arecibos.  First, I selected the correct frequency.  Second, I selected the correct the correct wavelength.  Third, I delivered the message.  In this way, I prepared to write it all down by speaking in Arecibos.

35. I prepared to help with winning.  I did this by being helpful.  First, I wrote the index.  Second, I wrote the sign.  Third, I wrote the number.  In this way, I prepared to help with winning by being helpful.

36. I prepared to spiritually regenerate by tasting my heart.  I did this by being useful.  First, I found the etching.  Second, I made a black print with it.  Third, I invented a language with a perfectly programmed genitive philosophical perspective.  In this way, I prepared to spiritually regenerate by tasting my heart by being useful.

37. I prepared to use the thing.  I did this by finding an interesting thing.  First, I looked in the interesting place.  Second, I found the interesting thing.  Third, I said how interesting it was.  In this way, I prepared to use the thing by finding an interesting thing.

38. I prepared to meet you.  I did this by liking you.  First, I walked into the room.  Second, I walked around the circle.  Third, I held your hand.  In this way, I prepared to meet you� by liking you.

39. I prepared to go to school with you.  I did this by having help with you.  First, I knew about you. Second, I had help with you.  Third, I made all the correct moves.  In this way, I prepared to go to school with you by having help with you.

40. I prepared to say it backwards.  I did this by liking the “Things” book, which I made as a child. First, I knew it.  Second, I knew my beautiful enigma.  Third, I knew it backwards.  In this way, I prepared to say it backwards by liking the “Things” book, which I made as a child.

41. I prepared to write the tastes cookbook.  I did this by assisting people on Earth.  First, I sang the first note.  Second, I sang the second note.  Third, I played them together.  In this way, I prepared to write the tastes cookbook by assisting people on Earth.

42. I prepared to engage in intercourse with you.  I did this by writing to you.  First, I knew you.  Second, I knew the people.  Third, I held you fast.  In this way, I prepared to engage in intercourse with you by writing to you.

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