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1. I prepared to turn the train around on the circular track.  I did this by turning the lollipop around.  First, I put the lollipop in my mouth.  Second, I rotated the stick of the lollipop.  Third, I noticed this caused the lolliop’s head to rotate.  In this way, I prepared to turn the train around on the circular track by turning the lollipop around.

2. I prepared to test the boy had a bag of nuts.  I did this by feeling the bow tie.  First, I felt the knot in the middle.  Second, I felt the left side of the bow tie.  Third, I felt the right side of the bow tie.  In this way, I prepared to test the boy had a bag of nuts by feeling the bow tie.

3. I prepared to stop playing the “World” board game.  I did this by identifying that the button had reached the goal.  First, I found the button.  Second, I tested which region it was on.  Third, I tested that the name of the region was “Happiness”.  In this way, I prepared to stop playing the “World” board game by identifying that the button had reached the goal.

4. The head of state prepared to help think of a algorithm with me.  She did this by finding the loop in the algorithm.  First, she wrote down the name of the Prolog predicate.  Second, she wrote down the name of the predicate called by the predicate.  Third, she identified that the two predicate names were the same, showing that there was a loop, in other words a recursive structure in the algorithm.  In this way, the head of state prepared to help think of a algorithm with me by finding the loop in the algorithm.

5. I prepared to wash the t-shirt.  I did this by feeling the tap.  First, I knelt down.  Second, I touched the bottom of the tap.  Third, I felt the top of the top.  In this way, I prepared to wash the t-shirt by feeling the tap.

6. Lucian prepared to teach the students.  He did this by setting up the monastic-led school.  First, he chose monastics to lead the school.  Second, he wrote the lessons to be taught.  Third, he taught the monastics how to teach the lessons.  In this way, Lucian prepared to teach the students by setting up the monastic-led school.

7. I prepared to say hello to my friend in a few days.  I did this by connecting the continents together by train.  First, I selected the first continent.  Second, I selected the second continent.  Third, I connected the two continents together by train, as well as the rest of the continents.  In this way, I prepared to say hello to my friend in a few days by connecting the continents together by train.

8. I prepared to go to school.  I did this by connecting the universe together using the space pathways.  First, I chose the first point in space.  Second, I chose the second point in space.  Third, I connected these two points together.  In this way, I prepared to go to school by connecting the universe together using the space pathways.

9. I prepared to walk around the schoolyard.  I did this by connecting the school buildings together with pathways.  First, I looked at the first building.  Second, I looked in which direction the next building was.  Third, I walked in that direction.  In this way, I prepared to walk around the schoolyard by connecting the school buildings together with pathways.

10. The patient prepared to lie down.  He did this after being taken off medication because it caused muscle stiffness.  First, he read the medication’s side effects.  Second, he looked at what to do instead.  Third, he did that instead.  In this way, the patient prepared to lie down after being taken off medication because it caused muscle stiffness.

11. The actor prepared to give the proclamation.  He did this by sitting on the throne.  First, he unravelled his robe.  Second, he undid the cord.  Third, he sat up straight on the throne.  In this way, the actor prepared to give the proclamation by sitting on the throne.

12. I prepared to write the learning ladders for the baby.  I did this by cuddling the pillow.  First, I selected a pillow.  Second, I put my arms around it.  Third, I gently squeezed it.  In this way, I prepared to write the learning ladders for the baby by cuddling the pillow.

13. I prepared for our pet dog to ask for food.  I did this by watching her notice she was at home.  First, she looked at the furniture.  Second, she noticed it was in the same shape.  Third, she realised she was at home.  In this way, I prepared for our pet dog to ask for food by watching her notice she was at home.

14. I prepared to have a hunt for interesting ideas about my friends.  I did this by loving my friends by meeting one per week.  First, I read the next friend’s name on the list and rang him or her.  Second, I prepared to read the next name in the next week.  Third, I repeated this until the list was complete, then I returned to the start of the list.  In this way, I prepared to have a hunt for interesting ideas about my friends by loving my friends by meeting one per week.

15. I prepared to neaten the blanket in the blanket cover.  I did this by putting my finger into a hole.  First, I chose a large enough hole to put my finger into.  Second, I straightened my finger and pointed it to the hole.  Third, I placed my finger in the hole.  In this way, I prepared to neaten the blanket in the blanket cover by putting my finger into a hole.

16. I prepared to interface with the latest research.  I did this by connecting arguments on the Internet with similar arguments. First, I selected the first argument, in other words, phrase.  Second, I selected the second argument.  Third, I found a right, in, on or out of relationship between the arguments.  In this way, I prepared to interface with the latest research by connecting arguments on the Internet with similar arguments.

17. I prepared to have a bonanza by having an alien’s brain washed by showing him a blank screen for five minutes.  I did this by ticking the box that an alien had been found.  First, I selected a country.  Second, I read the name of the alien.  Third, I tested that the name of the alien was not on the list of inhabitants from the country.  In this way, I prepared to have a bonanza by having an alien’s brain washed by showing him a blank screen for five minutes by ticking the box that an alien had been found.

18. I prepared to wear the vestments.  I did this by licking two lollies at once.  First, I licked the first lolly. Second, I prepared to lick the second lolly.  Third, I repeated this until I had licked each lolly.  In this way, I prepared to wear the vestments by licking two lollies at once.

19. I prepared to teach the student meditation.  I did this by asking for 80 lucian mantras and 80 green sutras to each be repeated for 10 days.  First, I repeated 80 lucian mantras.  Second, I repeated 80 green sutras.  Third, I repeated these using 10 buttons.  In this way, I prepared to teach the student meditation by asking for 80 lucian mantras and 80 green sutras to each be repeated for 10 days.

20. I prepared to serve the next two customers by smiling at the second one after smiling at the first one.  I did this by licking around the apple.  First, I touched the apple with the tip of my tongue.  Second, I moved my tongue around the apple.  Third, I stopped moving my tongue when I had reached the opposite point of the apple.  In this way, I prepared to serve the next two customers by smiling at the second one after smiling at the first one by licking around the apple.

21. The head of state’s dog prepared to be taken care of by coming to her.  He did this by licking inside the bonus fruit bowl on command.  First, he touched the inside of the fruit bowl with his tongue.  Second, he started licking around the edge of the fruit bowl.  Third, he stopped when he had reached half-way.  In this way, the head of state’s dog prepared to be taken care of by coming to her by licking inside the bonus fruit bowl on command.

22. The architect prepared to look out of the south-facing window.  He did this by cleaning the south-facing window.  First, he squeezed a drop of water onto each square of the window.  Second, he wiped them with the cloth.  Third, he wiped the water dry.  In this way, the architect prepared to look out of the south-facing window by cleaning the south-facing window.

23. I prepared to walk on the mat.  I did this by replacing the west exit’s mat when the old one was 50% full.  First, I tested that the box was 50% full of spheres.  Second, I removed it.  Third, I replaced it with another mat.  In this way, I prepared to walk on the mat by replacing the west exit’s mat when the old one was 50% full.

24.  The chemist prepared to make an alpha-radioactive time machine.  He did this by making a time machine that went forward as alpha-radiation was emitted.  First, he removed a square of paper alpha “radiation” from the box on the desk.  Second, he prepared to remove the next square of paper alpha “radiation” from the box.  Third, he stopped when all the “radiation” had been emitted.  In this way, the chemist prepared to make an alpha-radioactive time machine by making a time machine that went forward as alpha-radiation was emitted.

25. The police watcher prepared to go home.  He did this when he realised there was nothing to watch.  First, he looked where the subject usually stood.  Second, he realised she had gone home.  Third, he realised she was not doing anything in that place.  In this way, the police watcher prepared to go home when he realised there was nothing to watch.

26. The tennis player prepared to have a conversation with someone.  She did this by returning two returns in short succession.  First, she hit the first ball.  Second, she hit the second ball.  Third, she relaxed.  In this way, the tennis player prepared to have a conversation with someone by returning two returns in short succession.

27. I prepared to give the speech.  I did this by resting all night.  First, I lied on the bed.  Second, I rested.  Third, I woke up in the morning.  In this way, I prepared to give the speech by resting all night.

28. I prepared to go to sleep.  I did this by thinking of an A (a perfect thought) rather than the first ten mistakes when resting.  First, I thought of the first breasoning for this (in other words, thinking of an algorithm involving the object relating to movement along a pathway in the same way that a philosophy professor would pull model eyes from a blue cloth in the same way that one would pull a swab out of a test tube to clean it, then breasoning out, or thinking of the object’s x, y and z dimensions).  Second, I prepared to think of the next breasoning.  Third, I repeated this until ten breasonings had been thought of.  In this way, I prepared to go to sleep by thinking of an A.

29. The dancer prepared to attend the ball.  She did this by making a coral necklace.  First, she selected a piece of tubular coral and threaded it.  Second, she prepared to select the next piece of coral.  Third, she continued until enough pieces of coral had been threaded so that the necklace’s length was covered in coral and the necklace was flexible.  In this way, the dancer prepared to attend the ball by making a coral necklace.

30. I prepared to make the necklace.  I did this by polishing the pearl.  First, I held the pearl to show the right latitude.  Second, I held the pearl to show the right longitude.  Third, I polished that region of the pearl, following which I repeated this for the next longitude and after this, the next latitude.  In this way, I prepared to make the necklace by polishing the pearl.

31. I prepared to be a religious leader, surrounded with flowers.  I did this by cutting a living flower from a plant.  First, I selected a lotus flower.  Second, I cut it from the plant.  Third, I adorned the table with it.  In this way, I prepared to be a religious leader, surrounded with flowers by cutting a living flower from a plant.

32. I prepared to visit the king.  I did this by reading the map.  First, I found where I was departing from.  Second, I found the destination.  Third, I connected these points.  In this way, I prepared to visit the king by reading the map.

33. I prepared to be famous.  I did this by eating the zucchini.  First, I breasoned out the breasonings correctly from the start by switching them off.  Second, I breasoned out “I,” “ate” and “zucchini”.  Third, I steamed and ate the zucchini.  In this way, I prepared to be famous by eating the zucchini.

34. I prepared to teach the tame baby budgy to talk.  I did this by liking the budgerigar.  First, I listened to the budgerigar.  Second, I looked at the budgerigar.  Third, I held the budgerigar.  In this way, I prepared to teach the tame baby budgy to talk by liking the budgerigar.

35. I prepared to record the galah call.  I did this by patting the galah.  First, I talked with the park ranger.  Second, I asked if I could pat the galah.  Third, I patted the galah.  In this way, I prepared to record the galah call by patting the galah.

36. I prepared to go on tour as a fashion designer.  I did this by reattaching the model leg.  First, I found the model leg.  Second, I reattached it.  Third, I put the model on display.  In this way, I prepared to go on tour as a fashion designer by reattaching the model leg.

37. I prepared to earn A by repeating the medicine sutra twice.  I did this by sealing the model capillary to stop infection.  First, I cleared dirt from it.  Second, I disinfected it.  Third, I placed a band-aid on it.  In this way, I prepared to earn A by repeating the medicine sutra twice by sealing the model capillary to stop infection.

38. I prepared to be famous.  I did this by making it in music.  First, I wrote songs.  Second, I wrote As.  Third, I performed at concerts.  In this way, I prepared to be famous by making it in music.

39. I prepared to enjoy subsidised accreditation.  I did this by agreeing with the government.  First, I read the government policy.  Second, I verified that it was a good idea.  Third, I agreed with it.  In this way, I prepared to enjoy subsidised accreditation by agreeing with the government.

40. I prepared to achieve my personal best.  I did this by agreeing with royalty’s system.  First, I performed Salute to the Sun Yoga in the morning and Yoga Asanas twice per day (stretched).  Second, I performed meditation (went for a walk).  Third, I prevented a headache and mistakes by spiritually unscrewing a spiritual nut from a spiritual bolt and placing the potential headache and mistakes in quantum box or saying a prayer (B) to prevent them.  In this way, I prepared to achieve my personal best by agreeing with royalty’s system.

41. I prepared to start a vegetable farm.  I did this by stating that I am a vegan.  First, I joyously stated that I was a vegan.  Second, I stated that this prevented global warming, land degradation, species extinction, deforestation, pollution, water scarcity and malnourishment in the developing world.  Third, I stated that the world thanked me.  In this way, I prepared to start a vegetable farm by stating that I am a vegan.

42. I prepared to enjoy self-sufficiency.  I did this by letting the prince to do his own work.  First, I observed him enroll in Creative Writing, Nietzsche and Education.  Second, I observed him write his own arguments.  Third, I observed him earn a job.  In this way, I prepared to enjoy self-sufficiency by letting the prince to do his own work.

Breasoning List Edit

1. train, lollipop, mouth, stick, rotor, circular track

2. boy, tie, knot, left side of the bow tie, right side of the bow tie, nut.

3. “World” board game, goal, square button, region, “Happiness”, map of Earth

4. The head of state, rubber band, name of the Prolog predicate “apple”, name of the predicate called by the predicate “red”, peel, algorithm “cook and eat apple”.

5. t-shirt, hose, kneeler, tap, tap handle, soap

6. Lucian, school, monk, lessons, formative assessment, book.

7. friend, train, Australia, Europe, train engine, day planner.

8. school, universe, Earth, moon, slide, box.

9. schoolyard, school building, office, classroom, signpost, path.

10. patient, medication, muscle, board, dry sponge, medication box.

11. actor, throne, robe, cord, tapestry, scroll.

12. learning ladders, baby, pillow, pointer, tree, 50th wedding anniversary cake.

13. dog, delicatessen biscuit, home, furniture, pastry shape, real axis.

14. treasure, chest, meeting minutes, cup, megaphone, heart.

15. blanket, finger, golf hole, ruler, placemat, blanket cover.

16. research report, Internet, tissue, bin, flag, graphical user interface.

17. bonfire, alien to a country, map of country, name of the alien, list of inhabitants, blank screen.

18. vestments, lolly, two pack of lollies, strawberry, blueberry, vinegar.

19. student, lucian mantra, green sutra, paddle, bubble, three-page card.

20. customer, smile stamp, apple, tongue, caliper, queue.

21. head of state, bonus sticker, fruit bowl, command, half-way mark, equals sign.

22. architect, sun, southern belle, face, window, banana.

23. man, walk of fame, mat, replacement command “/”, west door, exit.

24. chemist, alpha symbol, torch, clock, square of paper, desk.

25. policeman, eye, police station, tiara, king’s subject, route.

26. tennis player, ball, racquet, bowling ball, mattress, verse

27. speech, cushion, bed, reset button, sunrise, moon.

28. pyjamas, perfect fifth, pillowcase, coin, decagon, octagon.

29. dancer, necklace, tube, coral, cord, ball gown

30. lace, pearl, latitude, longitude, polishing cloth, monetary note

31. religious leader, plant, lotus flower, scissors, table, garland

32. king, map, departure seat, destination, road, visitor

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